We still need to be liked

Yes, we need luuuuuve. No, seriously, we need you to click on the Like button just below the blog's name. But since the article in which we begged -yes, begged on bended knees (no, madam, of course you couldn't see us!)- for you to do that, several readers were kind enough to do so. Just not enough. We only need two of you with Facebook accounts to say you like us and Bob will be your uncle, too. Okay, we're old and ugly, us monkeys, but we're not that bad! And we know we have an average of 234 readers a day, and if we only have 28 of you who like us (of which 3 is us anyway) - what are we doing wrong?!