Distinct lack of content on CampoPulse's weekend

WOT A LUVLY LOT OF ADS!!!

NOW WE'LL GET SOME CONTENT UP, SHALL WE?

(The above conversation was recorded in the lavatory at the CampoPulse offices)

(Offices? CampoPulse has offices?)

(Yes. Well, they use someone else's wi-fi...)
(Further conversation recorded in local bar - same two characters, someone else buying drinks:)
BE NICE IF WE ACTUALLY GOT PAID FOR ALL THOSE ADS.
YES, ACTUALLY. MAYBE WE COULD EAT THIS WEEK!