Customer calls up the Technical Support line that appears on her screen (she has to be a she, no?)
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one.
(This, not the image we found for ourselves cozwedidn'thaveanythingelsetodo,not, was sent in by e-mail by someone who hadn't checked her e-mail for about seventeen years - but, hey, we're grateful anyway.) (She sent in more...)