Monday, 17 September 2012

Grandparents answerphone - have a laugh, it's Monday!

We picked this up from our wall (Fbook, outside's too bumpy to write on...) (Translated by TranslationHELP, who can help you with anything related to Spanish, for a very modest sum) A (Spanish) grandparents' answer phone: "Good morning. We can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeep.   If you are one of our children please press 1 followed by the number of the order of your birth so we can identify you. SOON YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY ITEMS SUCH AS THIS IF YOU DON'T SUBSCRIBE.>>>

-If you need us to take care of your children, press 2.
-If you need to borrow our car, press 3.
-If you need to bring us your laundry, press 4.
-If you need us to have the children overnight, press 5.
-If you need us to pick up the kids from school, press 6.
-If you need your mother to cook a meal to take away, press 7.
-If you want to come here to eat, press 8.
-If you need money, press 9.
-If you are going to invite us to something or are one of our friends

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