A couple of (familiar) funnies that raised a smile:
Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . . ..
Customer: Listen, mate, don't you start getting technical me. I'm not Bill Gates!!!