Customer: I can't get on the internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it.
Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't
print. Every time I try, it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND
PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says it can't find it!!!
Mother: "Oh, [kid's name]'s computer crashed."
Mother: "Yep, she lost all of her files and everything."
Father: "What, did it fall off a table or something?"