Showing posts with label COMPUTERS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label COMPUTERS. Show all posts
Tuesday, 16 July 2013
Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Sunday, 16 June 2013
Thursday, 30 May 2013
Thursday, 23 May 2013
Sunday, 12 May 2013
You can download this app anytime...
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged
into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten
steps backwards.
Customer: Okay.
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a
moment please. . . . . . . Ah, that one does work.
Thanks.
Thursday, 9 May 2013
Thursday, 2 May 2013
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
Sunday, 21 April 2013
A laugh or more for a Sunday...
Customer: I can't get on the internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the
correct password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
(More below)
Tuesday, 2 April 2013
Saturday, 23 March 2013
Just for laffs
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| (Cartoon: glasbergen.com) |
A couple of (familiar) funnies that raised a smile:
Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . . ..
Customer: Listen, mate, don't you start getting technical me. I'm not Bill Gates!!!
Saturday, 9 March 2013
Saturday, 2 March 2013
Saturday, 23 February 2013
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Thursday, 17 January 2013
Worm warning!
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This e-mail is doing the rounds, and probably has for some time. We opened the .zip file and our Avira anti-virus caught the worm in time, fortunately. We don't know if there is any such thing as 'getmyphoto.vodafone.com' but we do have people in the UK (a +44 phone number) who might well send us a picture. What did we do wrong? We opened a .ZIP file from a source we're not sure about, that's what. According to Wikipedia, "A computer worm is a standalone malware computer program that replicates itself in order to spread to other computers. Often, it uses a computer network to spread itself, relying on security failures on the target computer to access it. Unlike a computer virus, it does not need to attach itself to an existing program. Worms almost always cause at least some harm to the network, even if only by consuming bandwidth, whereas viruses almost always corrupt or modify files on a targeted computer." Read more about it.
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
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